I flopped the nuts!

So here’s the story: Skipper is kind of chatting up the table, and asks if KAR’s nickname means that K and R are going to be together forever.  The guy, who’s doing that college-kid-Poker-Stars thing of using the nearest picture of himself and his girlfriend as his avatar (click the photo to zoom), clams up about it.   

dnord520 said, "KAR must be the blonde"
Skytech said, "awww how sweet lol"
BigFatso said, "i thought that was the bad guy in knight rider"
KAR4-ever said, "how about yall shut the **** up"

I’m impressed by his "yall"ing, and check to see if he’s actually Southern.  Plano, TX!

dnord520 said, "don’t mess with TX…. even Plano"
Skytech said, "yeah dude,, dont pop a pipmple on that neck"
KAR4-ever said, "yea u can just see so many with that pic"
KAR4-ever said, "yall must have no friends"
dnord520 said, "friiiiiday niiiight"
BigFatso said, "lol"

We didn’t tease him anymore until JOHN (in the sweaters, also finding only a Christmas picture of himself when he created his PS account) knocked me out.  Ah well.

BigFatso said, "gg"
dnord520 said, "I’m gonna go see what KAR is doing"
BigFatso said, "lol"
Skytech said, "lol"

KAR4-ever said, "funny?"
BigFatso said, "one shot for the road"

KAR4-ever said, "not even"
Skytech said, "just a little"
KAR4-ever said, "no"
BigFatso said, "hold on loosely bro"

KAR didn’t hit the money.  BigFatso beat Skytech heads-up for first.  Funniest parting shot ever, though.

I don’t spend a lot of time chatting with my opponents, especially when we’ve gotten to be heads up.  Heads up, you pretty much have to always be thinking, and I’m not even comfortable with the customary "gl" before the dealing starts.  (In a MTT, sure, "gl".  Good luck coming in second, I mean, since I’m going to win this, and there’s plenty of prize money for the rest of you.  Heads up, there’s one prize, and we’re both trying to get it, and there’s nothing nice about any of it.)

Anyway, it happened in a hand (as it sometimes does) that my opponent was seemingly making every move right before I would make, and answering every one of my moves with a careful call.  At the showdown, we both had K8o.  I’m getting kind of tired of this joke, but my opponent said "nh".  Like, yeah, we had the same hand!  Did you notice!  I like that hand!  So much that I, too, played it!

I meant to shrug it off with "huh" like, "oh, really?  That happens once in a while."  But when I typed "huh" it must have seemed like I was missing the joke, because he typed "I was joking".  And I knew that, but I just didn’t think it was funny.  I typed "ok" which basically summed up my feelings about the situation, and he answered with "wtf?"  WTF, indeed.

I beat him about ten minutes later, all-in preflop with A5 vs. A7.  I had him barely covered, and a five hit on the flop.  Classic.  That, apparently, made me a "pus sy", and worthy of the insult "u r garbage - really".  Some people.